Brock realises Jamie Oliver is god

1. Brock: My blender -hisses- My precious -strokes blender- by Shaymin
2. Brock: Do you wanna be a genius in the kitchen? Then by this... whatever it is! It slices, it dices, it babysits your kids! Buy it TODAY! by MzLuluZombi
3. "I FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL :D" by Shaymin
4. Brock: And next on 'Cooking with Brock!' I'll teach you how to make a simple lunch out of an annoying boy and his pikachu! Ash: Wha!?!? by Utack and Swampy
5. Ash: How did the table fit in your backpack? Brock: A wizard did it. Ash: Why can't the wizard give me better friends? by
6. As he was making breakfast, Brock was shocked to notice that there were people watching him. As if through a TV screen... by The Librarian
7. Ash realised that Brock had gone mad when he started serving plates of invisible food, and talking to his blender. by The Librarian
8. Don't be fooled, Brock is simpley drawing your attention away from whats really happening under the table. Oh, looks like Ash just noticed... by Utack and Swampy
9. Brock: What? There's no Starbucks in Kanto! by Captain Jigglypuff
10. Hey, 4Kids! I dare you to rename this thing to suit your American audience. While you're thinking, I'll make Ash and Misty some of my famous rice ball shaped doughnuts. by Katkafka
11. Brock was stunned when he recieved his Oscar for Bbest Supporting Actor. Ash too was shocked, but for an enitirly different reason. by laironlover77
12. Brock: And if you call in the next five minutes, we'll send you this cool applience thingy. by laironlover77
13. Ash looks on in horror as Brock shoves Pikachu in the blender and sets it on "liquidize"... by
14. Brock: Release us from the Big Brother House or I'll eat the blender. by TvS|Tyranitar vs Something
15. Brock: And so 4Kids decided to replace Misty with this blender! Oh, and we all have to act British and have tea time every episode, it's time now. Ash: Gawh! by Utack and Swampy
16. Brock: Join the dark side, and I'll throw in this blender... thing! by MzLuluZombi
17. This always happens. Everytime we try to take a picture of Misty, somebody has to get in the way! Oh well, it wasn't a great shot anyway... by laironlover77
18. Brock: Ash, Im leaving to re-claim my gym. If I don't return, avenge my death. by The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA
19. Constantly caressing his Dice-o-Matic 5000 Deluxe (with diamond blades), Brock told Ash why Pikachu had not attended dinner... by President Hawkeye
20. And Ash is still trying to get food by staring at it with his mouth open. Pikachu left hours ago and Brock is trying to restrain himself from throwing a bottle at our hero. Only on Pokémon! by