Get off my Lawn...

1. Another example of Internet Dating gone bad. by Utack and Swampy
2. Are you paying too much for your car insurance? by Jirachi 26
3. Oak: Welcome to the world of Pokémon! First thing's first. Are you a boy or girl? Ash: [nervous laugh] by
4. *sounds of smashed glass* Ash: Can I have my ball back? by Jirachi 26
5. Argh! If you're a tax collector, I'm not in. I've already paid Gordon Brown my entire mansion and all your pokemon. All I have left is this brick wall. What more does he want! by Voltorb2005
6. It's all fun and games until the old guy next door catches you ringing his doorbell after the twentieth time. by laironlover77
7. Oak: You must be taller then this wall to ride the roller coaster. by The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA
8. Oak: Where did pikachu go? Ash: He married Misty and went to live a life of fortune and fame in a previous caption. by PokeSurfer
9. Oak: This kid's annoying. I'm gonna give him the defective Pikachu. by Katkafka
10. Oak:...Whatever you're selling, I don't want any. by Katkafka
11. I don't care if you're bored, QUIT RINGING MY DOORBELL! by MzLuluZombi
12. Ash looked on, completely unaware that he was about to get fried to a crisp by Oak's laser death vision. by the mudkip tamer
13. Oak: I already gave you a pokemon... Now GET LOST. by
14. Ash: I'll be a great trainer! Oak: You're standing on Pikachu... by
15. Ash returned from his journey with no new Pokemon and missing his hat. by Katkafka
16. Don't you hate it when those cookie-sellers won't leave until you buy 10 boxes? by MzLuluZombi
17. Ash: Oh you have 2 bidoofs by The Librarian
18. Ash distracts Oak while the PKMN.NET logo sneaks around the brick wall and prepares to attack... by MzLuluZombi
19. It's a bad sign when only one person shows up to the 'Be the main character in Pokemon!' auditions. by Utack and Swampy
20. Oak: Gary! I thought I told you to mow the lawn! Now there's a hideous 4-foot growth at my gate! Ash: I'm not Gary, I'm Ash Ketch-- Oak: GAH! It's TALKING to me!! by