I fell your pain buddy...

1. Pikachu: It's alright if your name isn't as original as everyone else's. It's better than Seel! by freddyeddy
2. Pikachu: It's okay man I swear most whiskey isn't spicy like that Ekas: WHY IS IT SPICY?? WHO PUTS CHILE PEPPERS IN DRINKS?? ;__; by Danatales
3. The only thing sad about this is the misspelling in the title :/ by chu-pikachu
4. Hey hey, not my fault you're going to be forgotten after season 6... by Angelic Lapras King
5. Ekans: And sssssso my wife left me and now I live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!! Charmander: Sheesh. And I thought I had it bad.... by Captain Jigglypuff
6. Ekans got bitten by Luis Suarez. by SirBlaziken
7. Charmander: Ha ha! You're gonna be forgotten after season 6! Ekans: So are you! Charmander: No I'm not! I'll be a Charzizard by then and have several returns! Pikachu: Ooooo! Buuuuuuuuuuurn. by Captain Jigglypuff
8. Ekans: MY EYES!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EYES?!!! by Captain Jigglypuff
9. I want my orange juice... but I don't have any hands... by Pug Life
10. Ekans sobs softly, realising he cannot pick up his delicious orange juice without any hands D: by chu-pikachu
11. Pikachu: There there, alcohol isnt for everybody. You just stick to your orange juice... by Angelic Lapras King
12. I'm guessing Ekans was rooting for England in the World Cup. by SirBlaziken
13. *Suarez bites another player* Ekans: It's terrible! Pikachu: Everything's ok, he's banned for 9 games and 4 months. Charmander: Man, I thought Ekans ' bite was hard. by SirBlaziken
14. It's okay. The 4kids logo will be back soon, I'm sure of it. by
15. Ekans: WHY am I in the same Egg Group as a snake hater?!!! by Captain Jigglypuff
16. Ekans: I can't believe Jessie replaced me with Seviper! What's it got that I don't have???? Charmander: A sword for a tail. by Captain Jigglypuff
17. Ekans (Wailing): BUT YOU SSSSSSSAID YOU LOVED ME!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Captain Jigglypuff
18. Pikachu: What's wrong? Jessie threaten to make a wallet out of you again after you failed to catch me? by Captain Jigglypuff
19. Ekans: Ash Ketchum's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan... it spun in. There were no survivors. Charmander: Maybe now the show will get better without the moron.... by Captain Jigglypuff
20. Looks like Ekans found out it's going to be fired after Johto! by Captain Jigglypuff