I don't work for 4Kids...

1. Ash (Panicking): PUT THAT THING AWAY! IF THIS EPISODE GETS BANNED THEN HOW ELSE WILL PEOPLE KNOW THAT I CAUGHT ALL THOSE TAUROS?!!! by Captain Jigglypuff
2. Ash: I know where they took your daughter. But it's gonna cost ya! *Man cocks shotgun in Ash's face* Ash (Panicking): Cost you absolutely nothing that is! by Captain Jigglypuff
3. Ash: Oh my Arceus, he's gonna blow my brains out! Brock: Umm, why are you so worried? You don't have any brains, remember? by
4. What is not seen is Pikachu under the counter pointing a gun at the old man and forcing him to point a gun at Ash. by Captain Jigglypuff
5. Man: I'll blow your Voltorbs off. by
6. Man: *Fires gun* Ash: Oh no, I'm hit! *falls over and dies* Man: It was just a blank, Sheesh. by
7. Man: Take this gun. Your mission is to infiltrate 4kids HQ and stop them before they ban this episode. Brock: Isn't it a little too late for that? by
8. It seems that politics has made its way into pokemon. by SirBlaziken
9. Man: I'll blow your balls off. by
10. Man: I... am your father. by
11. Man: You're under arrest. ...Ha, I've always wanted to do that. by
12. Ash should be glad that the gun isn't aimed a little further south. by SirBlaziken
13. Ash: Holy Miltank, did it just talk? by
14. Ash: Holy Miltank, that gun just talked! by
15. Ash: Holy Miltank, that gun just talked! Gun: Damn straight! And I'm here to tell you that I am your father. by
16. Ash used Barrier. It had no effect. by
17. Man: I'll say this one more time: Don't submit abridged, copied versions of my captions. by
18. Man: Do you want to play some Dodge Bullet, I mean, Dodgeball? by
19. Man: So you're the one who's posting all those Texas captions. You little varmint. Brock: But aren't we technically in Texas right now? Man: You have a point. by
20. Ash: I am invisible. You cannot see me. by