Not the best of starts.....

1. Pikachu: Let me show you how much I love you by electrocuting you! by Captain Jigglypuff
2. Ash: Wow, I am never evolving this thing! by The Hooded Trainer
3. Oak: Awwww! How cute! I think hee likes you! by Captain Jigglypuff
4. It got even worse when Ash took Pikachu to the nursing home to visit Grandma and her pacemaker.... by Captain Jigglypuff
5. Ash, just a word of advice, but maybe you should let go of the demonic rat that is currently firing several thousand jolts of electricity through your body? I don't know, it's just a suggestion. by The Hooded Trainer
6. I couldn't get Charmander, Squirtle or Bulbasaur? Kill me now! by The name master
7. When you get a new pet and it starts biting you right away by TopicHats
8. Well, it's a good thing Oak is apparently a freaking ROBOT, otherwise all that electricity might have hurt him too. by The Hooded Trainer
9. Pikachu: I HATE. YOU! I WANTED GARY FOR MY TRAINER!!!!!! by Captain Jigglypuff
10. Ash: Yeah, you know what, this whole journey thing was a pretty stupid idea now that I think about it. I think I'm going to go to school and get a safer job, like a fireman or a skydiver or something. by The Hooded Trainer
11. Oak: Ahh, handing this temperamental electric mouse to an untrained ten year old was such a good idea! I'm so smart. by The Hooded Trainer
12. Oak: Oh my God... I think I left the stove on! by The Hooded Trainer
13. Something something electrocute Donald Trump. That's how you win these things now, right? by The Hooded Trainer
14. Oak: Ugghhh, anime protagonists. I'm telling you, Red never gave me these kinds of problems. by The Hooded Trainer
15. Congratulations! Your Pikachu learned Thunderbolt! by The name master
16. Ash is lucky. Oak could have given him a Banette that would have stolen his soul.... by Captain Jigglypuff