Take me away to a sane world!

1. May: No way. Lady: Way. May: No way! Lady: Way! May: NO WAY! Lady: WAY! by TvS|Tyranitar vs Something
2. Lady: We're sorry. Since you were late for your shift, we had to give it to some 10-year-old with a Piplup. by laironlover77
3. "FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IN THIS WORLD, HELP ME! I KEEP SEEING THESE FREAKY MONSTERS EVERYWHERE!!!" by
4. May: TAKE ME AWAY PLEASE! Desk Lady: Well, I would, but you glued yourself to the table m'dear. by Shaymin
5. "There's a goblin on the ROOF. YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME." by President Hawkeye
6. "What do you mean I don't reappear until way into Battl Dimension?!" by MzLuluZombi
7. "PLEASE tell me you have a bathroom in this place." by Sebastian Moran
8. May: OBJECTION! Woman: Sorry, this is the Drew fan club, I'm guessing the one you're looking for is the Phoenix Wright one next door. by sunshine188
9. May: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! Lady: Ma'am... are you going to enter the contest, or not? by laironlover77
10. May: Help! Some crazy people from Team Rocket just tried to steal my pokemon! Woman: Well, if you have a seat and fill out this application, we'll try our very best to get back to you in three to four business days. by
11. May: You can't honestly have expected me to know that only pokemon can enter the beauty contest! by Extra PKMN Power!
12. May gets very annoyed with Microsoft's customer service. by
13. Woman: I'm sorry but after a previous caption Drew filed a restraining order. by Drathmoore
14. Woman: Sorry, all flights are fully booked. May: What!? You mean I need to WALK all the way to Petalburg for Christmas?! by PokeSurfer
15. "You sold my brother for what!?" by Webby
16. "Am I too late to appear in the Caption Contest?" by Sebastian Moran
17. May: Whadaya mean I can't enter the Miss Universe pagent. I'M PRETTY, DAMMIT!! by laironlover77
18. May: Ash wants me to play Barbies with me! HELP ME!!! by laironlover77
19. May: My Combusken shouldve won! Dont you think?! Lady: ^_^ I really dont give a rat's behind. by jjas132
20. May: *Stares* Lady: It's just a mole. Get over it. May: *Keeps staring* by TvS|Tyranitar vs Something