James O'Malley's eighteenth birthday! :: News

Reported by Psythor on Thu Jun 2 16:04:16 2005
Last updated by Psythor on Thu Jun 2 16:04:16 2005

The second day of June marks a special day in this site's history, for it is the birthday of its founder.

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Definite parallels can be seen between the person that calls himself Psythor and other famous founders. Like this bloke called 'George Washington' ("it's just that I don't really like tea..."), he started his empire small, with just a few states.. we mean, pages. Like Lenin, his noble goal turned into an enlightened dictatorship, with most tasks delegated to subordinates with nicks like Stalin, Trotsky, Joeno and Typhlosion. Comparisons can also be made to Bill Gates, another person who started their evil empire in school. Like caveman Ugh, his actions ensured that two people met causing the birth of even younger future subordinates. Also, like Uri Geller he has the honour of having a Pokémon named and modelled after him!

What is left now. citizen, after your hour of hate, is to join the PKMN.NET in congratulating our Big Brother with his eighteenth birthday. Vivat Emperor!