CrystalScizor10's 16th birthday! :: News

Reported by on Sat Sep 1 10:28:56 2007
Last updated by on Sat Sep 1 17:44:13 2007
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Chronically depressed moderator makes it to his 16th birthday today! He has lots of regrets.

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Alex, or as some call him ‘CrystalScizor’ or as others call him ‘EmoKid’ (OK, just me then) has turned to the tender age of 16 which means he can now buy lottery tickets, do adult stuff legally and best of all, ruin his health with smoking! Just another year he can start driving and another he’ll have to pretend not to like Pokemon.

Alex was born on a dark cloudily day, when the rain was hitting harder than it ever did, he was born a miserable boy and grew up a miserable teenager, fitting the stereotypic emo to a t, he cries, cuts himself, blames YOU for all his problems, says his ugly and then post four thousands pictures of himself and listens to My Chemical Romance, which, in his words are ‘almost as whining and depressing as I am.’

Alex never smiles, in fact, he gave up those muscles and put them on his clicking finger, making sure all the misery and depressing is felt on the good members of PKMN.NET trough his brutal and terrible control - being depressing and having his spirit broken, he made a perfect candidate for the moderator.

Alex, in one of his typical pictures – its artistic. You really don’t understand him.

Jokes aside, (Nothing against ‘emo’ people or Alex, MCR, however, really are that whiny and depressing) Alex is a good mod and a good friend; we do wish him a happy birthday!

Cheer up emo kid!

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