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Golem Nicknames

Golem
Golem
Shnitzel
Radda radda radda! Radda, radda radda radda! (I mean, come ON, it's a giant rock monster. How can you not think of Shnitzel from Chowder?)
Sat May 26 06:01:36 2018 by pokenutg4
Johto Name Rater says...
It's not Charlotte...
Rated: Fri Jul 12 20:32:11 2019
Golem
Golem
Cobblebone
It explains itself.
Sat Apr 14 18:19:01 2018 by Rim Rod
Johto Name Rater says...
It's not Charlotte...
Rated: Fri Jul 12 20:32:11 2019
Golem
Golem
Claymore
Golem can learn Selfdestruct and Claymore is a kind of explosive which has to be placed in the ground, as Golem does when it looks like a boulder.
Fri Apr 13 12:56:34 2018 by Soac76
Johto Name Rater says...
It's not Charlotte...
Rated: Fri Jul 12 20:32:11 2019
Golem
Golem
Wrecker
Golem came in like a wrecking ball! (lol) but really I cant think of a better nickname for this guy also he is my favorite Pokémon. Wrecker definition a person or thing that wrecks, damages, or destroys something.
Sat Jun 11 23:58:16 2016 by Jagged
The Name Rater says...
And now I have to do some damage control.
Rated: Sat May 19 21:08:14 2018
Golem
Golem
Malphite
Not that it really matters. I thought this up because of League of Legends and he could look like the champ.
Sun May 22 23:39:35 2016 by PurpKingCrazy
The Name Rater says...
Yeah, but instead of actually becoming the champ, you thought you could get my approval with a bad nickname.
Rated: Thu Mar 22 21:23:19 2018
Golem
Golem
Rockerball
It looks like soccer ball made out of rock, plus rocker rhymes with soccer.
Sat Aug 30 14:09:53 2014 by Nickthename
The Name Rater says...
Everyone on this British site is scratching their heads, like "what is soccer?". Anyways, this name is bad.
Rated: Tue Feb 23 20:53:08 2016
Golem
Golem
Stoned
Because why not
Tue Jul 29 00:56:41 2014 by MrArcanineHD
The Name Rater says...
Because you're the one that's stoned.
Rated: Thu Feb 18 12:07:51 2016
Golem
Golem
Smeagle
Its a horrible pun I came up with a while back, Inspired by J.R.R Tolkein's books
Fri Aug 30 05:41:54 2013 by Sonicjet
The Name Rater says...
I'd start by working out what a pun actually is before you return to my lair.
Rated: Sat Mar 1 16:25:44 2014
Golem
Golem
Gaia
The female Golem I recruited nearly killed me in Explorers of Sky with earthquake, so I named her after the Greek primordial deity of Earth.
Tue Jun 18 18:11:56 2013 by Castin_Luck_Gamer
The Name Rater says...
How predictably boring..
Rated: Thu Aug 1 22:53:11 2013
Golem
Golem
StoneHeart
It's whole body is made of stone, why not it's heart?
Fri Jun 14 19:34:48 2013 by MrGreen52
The Name Rater says...
Because you'd not find any Golem on Match.com, durh.
Rated: Thu Aug 1 22:42:10 2013
Golem
Golem
donut
these donuts are delicious! jelly filled are my favorite!
Thu Dec 6 12:29:35 2012 by serperior
The Name Rater says...
I'm sorry, did I give you the impression that I care?
Rated: Sun Mar 3 13:29:48 2013
Golem
Golem
Tremors
Because Golem looks powerful and uses the move Earthquake a lot.
Wed Aug 15 16:10:26 2012 by Sharktank
The Name Rater says...
Not if it doesn't know it it doesn't.
Rated: Fri Oct 5 21:24:16 2012
Golem
Golem
Dwayne
appropriately named after my childhood hero, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.
Fri Mar 2 23:02:45 2012 by Maxbrah
The Name Rater says...
And not Duane Dibbley? Oh how disappointing you are..
Rated: Tue Aug 7 11:32:02 2012
Golem
Golem
Rocke
pronounced [rock-ay] I wanted to name him Rocky but I traded for an Onix of which had that name. So I had to think of something else so I decided. Why the hell not just call him Rocke? the name sounds kinda cool when you yell the name XD I do that all the time when I'm fighting a water Pokemon with him I'm all like "ROCKE! Kick some water Pokemon ASS!"
Mon Dec 12 04:25:16 2011 by Ookamichan
The Name Rater says...
Oh god it's like a Pokémon version of Eastenders, excepts nobody wins and we're all miserable all the time. Oh, that is Eastenders anyway?
Rated: Thu May 31 11:31:54 2012
Golem
Golem
Emet
In legends, this is the word that was written on golems to animate them. I considered "Chelm" or "Eliyahu" momentarily for similar reasons, but "Emet" sounded much better.
Mon Sep 19 13:30:21 2011 by shiroken
The Name Rater says...
Sounds about as attractive as "Clive" or "Keith".
Rated: Sat Mar 17 10:23:25 2012
Golem
Golem
Landslide
Because it's leagues better than Rocky or Fat Poo.
Thu Mar 3 22:47:26 2011 by Volk
The Name Rater says...
I wouldn't go as far as 'leagues'. Perhaps millimetres..
Rated: Mon Apr 11 21:37:29 2011
Golem
Golem
Jawbreaker
Golem is round like a jawbreaker. It is also a rock type and it's body is made of solid rock, meaning it's very hard like a jawbreaker.
Tue Dec 7 09:27:15 2010 by chaosstar17
The Name Rater says...
Sufficient.
Rated: Sun Mar 13 20:41:04 2011
Golem
Golem
GoldenRuby
I caught a shiny female Golem and I thought this nickname suited her best because she is golden and as tough as Ruby, I would've named it Golden Diamond, but there are no more characters.
Fri Nov 5 01:02:51 2010 by DyLeN17
The Name Rater says...
Wouldn't have made it any better. Not that that's saying much.
Rated: Mon Feb 21 21:41:57 2011
Golem
Golem
VanHalen
God of Rock and Roll(out)
Thu Apr 29 07:42:49 2010 by Vratix
The Name Rater says...
You must be joking.
Rated: Mon Aug 16 22:54:16 2010
Golem
Golem
Rock Tomb
because she will obliterate you and bury you in stone edjes and that will be your grave
Tue Apr 6 00:24:27 2010 by IamTheSovereign
The Name Rater says...
Wouldn't that be my tomb, to be rather necessarily pedantic?
Rated: Thu Jul 1 14:55:06 2010
Golem
Golem
Sandstream
This nickname just popped into my head because it is a rock/ground type and when i think of that i think of sandstream
Mon Feb 15 07:16:19 2010 by JSwiss
The Name Rater says...
Wow, no longer do I think of Gordon Brown when I think of an idiot, it's now you!
Rated: Mon Apr 26 22:11:06 2010
Golem
Golem
Terrar
Terra, latin for earth, combined with terror. Golem is dangerous, when it withdraws and starts rolling around recklessly, it will cause lots of havoc and fill people with terror.
Fri Jan 1 11:10:51 2010 by smallchild
The Name Rater says...
About as scary as a balloon.
Rated: Sun Feb 14 14:39:51 2010
Golem
Golem
Joan Jett
I LOVE ROCK & ROLL! Suck on that, Kanto Name Rater! Oh and have a nice day
Thu Nov 5 09:54:38 2009 by OpalRhea
The Name Rater says...
Suck on your fail? I'd much rather not.
Rated: Fri Jan 1 23:51:35 2010
Golem
Golem
Myprecious
he is from lord of the rings!
Tue Jun 23 20:09:00 2009 by Mr.Palkia
The Name Rater says...
Shame you couldn't have left it there then, isn't it?
Rated: Mon Dec 14 22:01:04 2009
Golem
Golem
Rocky
'Cause it's a rock... oh, never mind. You're going to criticise this, I know it! You'll say it's a stupid name and take a heap of points off me. Learning just how cruel you are, lucario12 gained 1000 EXP Points!
Thu Jun 5 18:12:57 2008 by lucario12
The Name Rater says...
lucario12's Creativity grew to Level 2!
Rated: Tue Sep 30 15:48:14 2008
Golem
Golem
Ball Man
Just look at it's shape and I realy like reading your comments
Sat Jul 28 18:38:35 2007 by Event Master
The Name Rater says...
I'm glad my amicable comments please you so. The name's rubbish. Makes it sound like a sporty superhero. And not in a good way.
Rated: Sun Jul 29 00:26:28 2007
Golem
Golem
Goldstein
Golem is a creature from Jewish mythology, so I gave it a stereotypically Jewish name to match.
Thu May 3 22:50:25 2007 by PRC4Eva
The Name Rater says...
Now if this was say, based on a golden Frankenstein, I'd like it. As it stands it ain't. So I don't.
Rated: Thu Jul 12 10:25:19 2007
Golem
Golem
Timmy
Just because.
Sat Apr 21 19:26:32 2007 by #Emma---#
The Name Rater says...
Just no.
Rated: Wed Jun 13 15:03:05 2007
Golem
Golem
ball
because he turns a ball when it rolls ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!
by
The Name Rater says...
*Tumbleweed rolls by*
Golem
Golem
sissy
It looks gay.
by
The Name Rater says...
There are male Gardevoirs out there, yet you call a GOLEM gay?

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