Slowpoke Nicknames

Slowpoke	Retard Retard means slow in french. He was in my XY team, where the region is based off France. Please don't call me a retard. Mon May 21 02:40:08 2018 by UndeadBurger	Johto Name Rater says... It's not Charlotte... Rated: Fri Jul 12 20:32:11 2019
Slowpoke	Duurrr... Named after the sound it makes in my imagination. "Duurrr..." indeed. Wed Feb 24 16:43:54 2016 by Baldariel	The Name Rater says... Same sound you make in my imagination, funny enough. Rated: Mon Apr 11 15:17:27 2016
Slowpoke	Lazy River Lazy refers to Slowpoke's behavior. River refers to Slowpoke's typing. It's a pun on the lazy river, a very common water park attraction. Mon Feb 24 01:14:35 2014 by NTN	The Name Rater says... Passable. Rated: Mon Sep 15 17:04:45 2014
Slowpoke	You Hi Ms. Slowpoke! Tue Jun 18 08:31:00 2013 by Skymory	The Name Rater says... The mirror can't answer back you know.. Rated: Thu Aug 1 22:53:11 2013
Slowpoke	Lazy River A lazy Water type. Name-- a pun on the slow-moving water park attraction. Fri Apr 12 04:12:21 2013 by	The Name Rater says... I snoozed. Rated: Wed Jun 12 16:17:24 2013
Slowpoke	Slow moe this nickname is practically a silly slow-mo pun. But in my opinion i think it fits. Tue Jun 19 22:10:03 2012 by mahboi	The Name Rater says... Boring yawn. Rated: Sun Sep 2 21:07:08 2012
Slowpoke	Minamimoto It's so zetta slow. Sat Oct 22 13:22:40 2011 by SilverHeartStar	The Name Rater says... This nickname hurts my eyes. It hurts my throat to pronounce. You're not really going to stand much chance after that, are you? Rated: Thu May 31 11:27:46 2012
Slowpoke	GameCube Hey everybody, the GameCube was released today! Sun Sep 11 09:08:57 2011 by Kirbstering	The Name Rater says... Wait a minute, Doc. Ar.. Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? Rated: Fri Mar 2 16:11:03 2012
Slowpoke	Calamari Calamari is another word for squid, which lives in the water like Slowpoke. Also, it's a popular food item like how slowpoke's tail was being cut off for food by Team Rocket in the game. Tue Dec 7 09:37:46 2010 by chaosstar17	The Name Rater says... I'm still too disgusted at "Peppermint". Rated: Sun Mar 13 20:41:04 2011
Slowpoke	No Brainer It fits. Slowpoke naturally being called dumb. No brainer being easy for smart people but hard for slow minded people. And the fact that Slowpoke always has that blank stare. Tue Jun 8 13:12:12 2010 by drillusio	The Name Rater says... "Monkey see, monkey do" sums up how I think your relationship must be with him. Rated: Sun Oct 24 11:53:29 2010
Slowpoke	Doofus obviously this pokemon is retarded Sun May 9 03:07:02 2010 by Croconaw52	The Name Rater says... Fitting Pokémon for you then. Rated: Sun Oct 17 17:15:04 2010
Slowpoke	Dubya Tee hee, Bush humour. On second thoughts, I think this nickname is a bit harsh- Slowpoke is friendly and lovable! Tue May 4 04:20:21 2010 by Nuclear butthead	The Name Rater says... Must be an American thing.. Rated: Thu Sep 2 20:36:27 2010
Slowpoke	Pokeylope A tribute to PsychoNauts, one of the best yet most underappreciated games of all time. Thu Apr 29 19:12:44 2010 by xalcro	The Name Rater says... And how have you done that exactly? Rated: Tue Aug 24 15:23:16 2010
Slowpoke	Name Rater Because you take so long to return with nicknames Sat Feb 7 21:19:13 2009 by	The Name Rater says... The funny thing is you just wasted yours. Rated: Fri Aug 7 10:10:28 2009
Slowpoke	Numbskull I named him after the name rater. Sun Dec 21 21:17:15 2008 by khimari	The Name Rater says... He appears to have renamed himself to match his trainer. Rated: Wed Jul 8 20:57:11 2009
Slowpoke	Stupid Because it is. Fri Oct 3 16:42:41 2008 by Jirachi 26	The Name Rater says... And because you are. Rated: Tue Apr 14 15:13:06 2009
Slowpoke	Name Rater Because you're slow at rating nicknames. Sat May 26 01:30:41 2007 by "Alvin"	Johto Name Rater says... Wrong. Slowpoke is friendly and lovable. How is that like me? Rated: Tue Jul 31 00:32:55 2007
Slowpoke	Name Rater No, this isn't an ever praising nickname. Slowpoke are the best known pokémon for using Amnesia, which is what you must have, because all my great pending nicks that I can't remember were lost when the site got "upgraded"! Mon Apr 9 08:59:27 2007 by PsyduckRanger	Johto Name Rater says... And you can't even remember your own names? I smell hypocrisy. Rated: Mon Apr 9 09:21:08 2007
Slowpoke	name rater cuz it's dumb like U even though I'm pointing out the obvious by	The Name Rater says... Just WHERE are my capital letters?
Slowpoke	Quick_poke It's reversal by	The Name Rater says... Quickshove, surely?
Slowpoke	Name Rater I chose this because NR is very slow at responding to fan's submitted nick name. You heard me Name Rater, you are very slooooowww! BTW it's crap :P by	Johto Name Rater says... I'm not slow, I'm busy. When you have to rate for the whole of Johto, you get right back to me.
Slowpoke	name rater you are so slow!!! by	The Name Rater says... Congratulations. You just inspired me to be a whole lot slower.
Slowpoke	Moveset The moveset page takes forever to load! WHY?! Sure, it has lots of data, but it's annoying! Anyway I don't even care if you insult me good this time because I'm just doing this to pass time. Loved the Castform insult though! That's top-notch! by	The Name Rater says... If you ever feel like explaining what the hell you're on about, please let me know.
Slowpoke	Name Rater I know its not original, but it really is like the name rater, slow, dopey and kinda dumb. Bring on the insults, im ready. by	The Name Rater says... It appears the slow and dopey thing here is your attempted insult. Couldn't you at least try?
Slowpoke	S%$t Head He looks like one. by	The Name Rater says... Can you even get those figures in the game? I doubt it, so you're really wasting my time with this one.
Slowpoke	Stupid It is the most STUPID pokemon in the world. I bet someone with no brain is smarter!!! by	The Name Rater says... I partly like the way you referred to yourself in your reasoning.
Slowpoke	slow it is slow!! by	The Name Rater says... Quicker than your wit, though.
Slowpoke	Homer both homer and slowpoke r slow idiots and they both r fat by	The Name Rater says... You've forgotten that Homer is yellow. And humourous. This is absolute crap. Get over it.
Slowpoke	dumbass i asked him wat 2 x 2 was once and he said he didn't know! by	The Name Rater says... Are you sure you weren't just talking to yourself?
Slowpoke	Glykeria One aspect of Gold/Silver/Crystal's plot revolves around the sweet substance in Slowpokes' tails. Glykeria means sweet, and seems to be taken from the same base as glucose, the scientific name for sugar. My slowpoke was a very sweet surprise--I didn't expect to catch one, let alone a female one that I needed to balance my team. by	The Name Rater says... Not.. too bad, I don't often see names based on that aspect of slowpoke lore...

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